The Unicorn Uniform

So I was at work...well my side job...its really a hobby job...that helps to pay the bills And a friend of mine said something about her "uniform."  Well, I wear a hearing aid and sometimes I don't hear things right.  I thought she said "unicorn."  This spiraled into a picture in my head that looked something like this: 

Continuing with this thought, you could hang dry your laundry on the horn, one piece at a time.